Thank you all for being here. Forever. None of my other friends have to share a room, and none of them have a mother like you. But strangely, the one friend I have come to entrust this weird title was once my arch nemesis. Okay, okay. My self-esteem has gone down, and half of the time I dont even want to show up to school or be seen at a store or a mall. I shut my eyes tight and just kept hoping everything would just go away. I am sick. And you think, do I always look bad? He is also grieving; His grandson Timothy died. Third Place Winner! [Owl] Good, that will just give me time to tell you about my Uncle Clyde, a very independent barn owl. endobj Yeah, me too. Hes looking for something that doesnt taste like year-old toothpaste. I felt the disappointed glare of Arthur Miller. Why do I have to be ambushed by this word at a drugstore when its a word that my parents dont even say to each other anymore? I immediately called 911. Weve finally met. By: Lauren B., North Carolina, USA, Age 12 Gender: Male Genre: Comedic Description: Rudolphs brother tells him not to forget where he is from. By: Josh K., Texas, USA, Age 14 Description: A teen wrestles with trying to stop thinking so much. This is outrageous. So, kindly point your arrow in another direction. He used to be in the grade above us, but I guess he needed to learn more, so hes in our class now. Xerxes And Esther, This is quite a funny way to write a poem. Full of emptiness however, like invisible metal, weighing me down and inhibiting me from saying anything other than that I have nothing to say. When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of the monster under my bed. She was just that way. (nods) Yeah, I sure hope so. Do not use this information for commercial purposes. Why do I have to suffer through this? I would start screaming too, until I saw the can of spaghetti sauce on the counter and realize it was a joke, and she would laugh so hard that she would fall down. He hated to talk in it, hated to write it, hated to listen to it. I guess there is no hiding from it now. [Rabbit] Oh dear, if I have to face that, that thing for months. Make the best of it. Okay, bye! One sister asked if the oldest could drive them but she said, Dont you remember Brittany when I was taking my drivers test I was eating a banana and then threw the peel out the window, which someone immediately slipped on. Leslie? He hated to write in English, so they were always in a different language. Literally everything. The story of my family ordinary, miserable, with its silly joys and such terrible unhappiness. I would do something, anything, like literally anything miniscule and it would irritate you and give you anxiety. Your mental illness was an excuse to take a belt to my face, throw me into a cupboard, choke me, push me up against bricks. And I have thought about this for a long time Mom, so I hope you can be accepting. Right now! Gross. My life sucks. Climbing the big birch tree was her favorite past time. I mean, look at it. Oh, thank you Pooh Bear, of course I will. Up, down, up. See, my friend Tom and I were put in a group for a science project on fungus, and there was this extra credit assignment. My birthday balloon? (Grabs the paper and crumbles it up) Why is this so dang hard!!!! I made that mistake one day, and trust me, I will not repeat that. Note: Misheard lyrics are from the song Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana. Genre: Dramatic. He was still in his football uniform. I think its funny, they know I dont have anywhere to be. Humiliating! Ill tell yall one more story. Now the time has come for proving what the diet did for Pooh, And since we pledged he'd be unwedged that's what we're going to do, He'll be pulled and he'll be tugged and eventually unplugged, We'll have a tug of war, To open rabbit's door, For mind over matter has made the Pooh un-fatter, Heave Heave Heave Heave Heeeeeeeeave. Back when the kids werent loud and obnoxious. No, Im serious. Does he have a good job? (Girl acts melodramatically) OMG! Come back. Change), You are commenting using your Facebook account. We are not a cult. Go find someone else you can trick into going all mushy and stupid only to have his heart torn out and smashed like a wine glass at a Jewish wedding. I think you should know that about three years ago I was diagnosed with ADHD. (Imitating children.) You listened to the stories about the bullies, you rescued me when everyone else in the house was yelling out of hurt and anger. As the leader of the Union of the Order of the North Pole Elves, I stand here today and urge you to say no to Santa! Im not going to put the frog in a cup. The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow Pdf Scholastic, I heard my dad once tell my mom that if there was a nuclear war, the only things left would be the cockroaches and Keith Richards, the skeleton-looking guy. By: Ellyse Blackburn, Age 13, Michigan, USA Description: A casket finally finds a purpose. Oh. Then there was the time I woke up in the middle of the night and had to use the bathroom. But make sure that YOU dont ever call him that. There are a million issues I can think of! Im tired of you acting all goody-two-shoes. (Sits up.) Money, designer clothes, loving family. [Rabbit] Oh, no, not that. Ugh! I dont like monologues. Every night Majestic and I would ride to where the sun touches the earth. Well, welcome to my world. By: Abbey Sourov, Age 14, Seattle, Washington, USA Description: Sixteen-year-old Bianca is grieving and frustrated. (pause) Ok, fine. [Piglet] It's awfully hard to be brave when you're such a small animal. I jumped back in shock and then I heard it. (Actor mimes getting into the elevator, pushing the button, and having the elevator start up and then lurch to a stop.) (Grabs a new piece of paper) Hey Jason, the house is quiet and boring without you here. And the kid thinks everything is fun. Today. I was getting better. "Yup, I know how that feels." "Moved me to tears." "Thanks, but I'd rather stay an Eeyore." "The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you're the only one." Pooh's Heffalump Movie "The sky has finally fallen. I knew that Pompeii was an ancient Roman city, and somehow a volcanic eruption turned the place into ashes. Really? but, I dont care, I just need somewhere to hide. I also help elders get up when they fall downafter I push them. We took the mirror to the landfill, and I was so relieved that she was gone forever. (Pause.) Seattle Women's Professional Basketball Team, Easy. Well, live and learn. What if I dont get the part? I got plenty of love left. But you know what? Yes, ice-cold crystal-clear water for the whole country! It's raining out here too. (Gets on her knees and starts praying.) Think about it. The rest of the day seemed to last forever. (picks up phone) Hello Mr. Sanchez? But didnt I have everything anyone could want? Oh okay I believe you. Yes, SHE BELIEVED ME!! Christopher Robin! Right now, if I told you that I knew how to time travel, would you go back to that night when you got drunk and ran naked into the pond behind my house? Second Place Winner By: Jessie Stevenson, Age 13, California. Except my dog is loyal. Its a no-doubt home run and its coming right for me, and I caught it! Who am I kidding? By: Maddie Hazeu, Age 14 From: Manitoba, Canada Description: A letter to a fallen soldier from a wife. Someone named Jenny and another named Mrs. Switzer. Speaking of college, I am planning to get a perfect 1600 on my SATs which is why Im studying right now. Its so weird seeing you with all these machines around you. Sounds like a horrible thing to say, but he didnt love me. The second film was even more popular than the first, winning an Academy Award. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, (Speaking into a cell phone with great urgency.). No, I have not told him yet, I was just telling him about our medical and dental plans before you interrupted me. Is it the turn or walking the other way? Im not going to starve, Im going to die of boredom first. It ruins my self-confidence and self-esteem. My mom came and picked me up in her white Benz. Great. Excuse me Mr. Jacobs. Wake up Nicole. [Rabbit] It's not bad, not bad at all. Third Place Winner By: Ryan Dosa, Age 16, Colorado, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: Character is numbing themselves by using drugs. I cant handle the sight of blood. They just hung up. I started banging at the mirror and shouting Someone help me! Until next time, Anna. This is why there are a ton of scratches on my body. Just a couple of words criticizing Chairman Mao, the leader of the Cultural Revolution, and she was gone. I got my own plans. My mama needs a stair lift so she can get downstairs to the beer fridge; she hasnt taken her pills dry since her twenties! In this monologue hes talking to Jason, his best friend, about an important decision that lie ahead: Stay in the now and accept what you have, or leave this world behind for the unknown.Jason, I want to ask you something. [Christopher Robin] Piglet, that was a very grand thing to do. Yeah and also, its true that I ran for Student Council last year but there was a miscommunication. How about you try learning Spanish and moving to a Spanish speaking school. I could barely even form a complete thought when no. TWELVE AND UNDER!!!! and now I sound totally pretentious. All I am asking is that you try to be a little more supportive. Pooh: This is a very good fur cone, and something ought to rhyme to it. It was US, the Elves of the Order of the North Pole. Its all Ive been thinking about since graduation. Look, Im not stupid. That seems like a completely acceptable and not at all illegal thing to do! But who just asks that? Genre: Comedic. Finally, I got home expecting to eat a snack and relax until my mom said that she and dad needed to talk to all of us. Do you want to get burritos? [Kanga] Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you. Whats it going to do to me? Ive adored the little rascals since I could say the word. Rabbit: Eeyore, what are you doing down there? I know it was November because Thanksgiving was close. First of all, I cleaned my room from top to bottom, and its so clean, you could eat off the floor! But now that Im going to be in college, and Im no longer the only kid in 3rd grade whos read Pride and Prejudice. He says it was a cat. Its all Greek to me! So, tell me is the darkness safe or dangerous? They were this incredible shade of blue, so bright and full of life. Oh well, no matter. )Maybe we can come up with a compromise. By: Sarah McCroan, Age 15, Georgia, USA Description: A young person struggles with the ugliness of the world. So, from now on I will call you Courage. I have lots of experience with kids, so I know what to do when they misbehave. I cant even believe I just acted that out Anyway, Im the minor deity of lies and trickery. But then I realized that tears were overflowing from her eyes. Counting down the minutes until I fail this test. Wait, what? Well, you better hurry up with that, youve only got a few years left before you turn practically into prune, and then no good man will want you. It was that kinda, doe-eyed, sloppy lie you tell when youve got cherry marmalade in your heart about a guy. And Snazzy, there was that time when he ordered you to let Mrs. Claus use you as a mannequin for the little girls dresses she was making. When I was your age, I wasnt in a wealthy little suburb- I grew up in China during the Cultural Revolution. Jaaasssooon Jason! Hey, Im I I I cant do this. I think the main reason I draw is that I feel lonely. Ill do it when Im still young. Sometimes I wonder if something has happened to you. 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